There is very little doubt that this lucky bastard is about to get an epic knob gobble. My girlfriend gets that look when we get home after she’s had two glasses of red wine and then I know it’s epic blowjob and and rough sex time. There’ll be no making love, we’re about to fuck!

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When she orders a glass of red wine without me even having to mention it, on those nights, oh boy, those are my favourites. I can hardly wait to get her home.

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While I definitely don’t condone and never have raised my hand to a woman, let alone actually hit one, this bitch will get the fuck slapped out of her. She’ll get such a wallop that she’ll wear those droopy swingers of hers like a scarf. Hopefully there’s some medication to relieve the pain from your cock but keep the swelling.

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There’s an entire category dedicated to this quality standard and growing fast, since that’s the new tech for the cool kids and this time for everyone else too. Go get your mind blown just as I did mine.

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