While I definitely don’t condone and never have raised my hand to a woman, let alone actually hit one, this bitch will get the fuck slapped out of her. She’ll get such a wallop that she’ll wear those droopy swingers of hers like a scarf. Hopefully there’s some medication to relieve the pain from your cock but keep the swelling.

This site is actually not about this kind of BDSM, it’s actually exactly what it says on the can: UK chicks giving handjobs. not slapjobs like this lunatic.

I’ve always underestimated a handjob to be honest as I’ve never had a good one from a girl. I mean, how is she realistically supposed to do it better than me who has been doing it for years and know exactly how I want it in that instant. That was until a mate dragged me to a happy ending massage parlour after a round of golf. Mind changed, mind blown.

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